![]() If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.īacon: Shit. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again, they've changed the bloody locks. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. ![]() ![]() You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life, then. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. ![]() You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it, they're waking up! Treat the wife. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. It's as long as my arm I wish it was as long as something else. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite Fanny by the gaslight. Because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping, you're up here shoplifting. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't.
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